Anyone who has been cursed with the abominable virus that causes “fever blisters” knows that, in addition to starting out as an extremely painful blister and transforming into a crusty, unattractive, and lingering lesion that screams to the world, “I have Herpes!”, these things tend to pop up at the most inconvenient times.
Like the first week of medical school orientation when you have to complete a CPR class and share a communal dummy, for example.
In that case, you get to perform CPR with a saran wrap-like barrier over your mouth the whole time.
Might as well wear t-shirt that says this:
With a fanny pack.
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